David Edgar

5-4-1 with the twist of lumping it to an isolated Andy Carroll.

Not even necessarily technically correct

VAR on offsides is all levels of horseshit.

Look at this bullshit Fucking VAR for offside

Have never understood what people see in Billing. He does not do the basics of passing and movement well. Think people get distracted by his physicality and how he tends to overplay things now and then. Makes him look more effective than he actually is.

I'd say he is the Laura Kuenssberg of NUFC.

Football TV punditry is poor in general, but that kind of speculation is the worst of it.

Eddie Howe heading towards a relegation fight.

1 goal in 56 for Solanke. Someone remind me why he is a Premier League forward.

https://twitter.com/worflags/status/1210871142296309760

Bravo reminds me of Harper.

Mendy just needed to go down. Daft lad.

That's a poor sub. Lost a player who can take the ball up the pitch.

Ignore it all. Would legit lock this thread and only open it when there is a genuine transfer happening.

Sounds like I'll need to do something else at half time. State of this pundit lineup.

Looks nothing like us.

Waste of a hip flask.

How can people not be enjoying this? Daft commentary.

We would never get that.

Yeah, was a red. Slow motion replay did me. That's a pen.

Not for me. VAR needs to rescind that.

The bubble will have to burst at some point. If Bruce had any sense, he would be fully aware of how poorly we have performed and how much luck we have had. He should be doing something about it urgently.

Apparently doesn't matter cos we had surrendered already.

Getting home from Old Trafford is shit if you don't beat the crowd.

I could see us losing 5 of our next 8 games. Man Utd L Everton Leicester L Wolves L Chelsea L Everton Norwich W Arsenal L We’ll be comfortable in midtable like every season though. It begins.