David Edgar

Get the fuck in

Diabolical This defence, man.

Bruno loves that dive. Ref should just ignore it.

Shocking header by Burn. And it has resulted in a corner to Arsenal.

Would time that Arsenal kick and then use it to benchmark any time wasting should we take the lead.

Bugler smashed it.

Was that a knight holding a magpie?

No, Badiashile was the CB who played it to Veiga.

Why would I be gutted?

Honestly could've given Chelsea B another 90 minutes and they wouldn't get near scoring. Well, unless Dan Burn gets well out of position and does a other cumbersome lunge...

Chelsea B are woeful. My word. Like watching the very worst of us.

Dazn commentators saying this is a local club for local people.

Longstaff looks fine when he has loads of space. Utter shite when the play is tight.

Schar is becoming a liability.

Two visits to the club shop inside 10 minutes? That's mental.

Would like a change. But I don't trust Mitchell to pick a good replacement.

There he is

Here he is, or something.

Wonderful.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go play golf. If anyone spots Isak, let me know.

Where the fuck is Dan Burn? He is so lucky to be a local lad.

We are absolutely rubbish. Everyone involved in running the club this year is a joke.

Nick Pope in goal for both teams.

Fake injury to try and avoid the card.

Has to be a yellow card.