David Edgar

If I had one wish, any wish, I would wish for this man to have no access to a camera for life. Absolute waste of bandwidth.

TWAT

Zirkzee is a much better player than Hojlund.

It's a proper SHIT-OFF down there.

Some have more than others.

Manchester United are a gift to us all.

Obviously the Brighton lad has chucked himself down but I guess that sets the bar for sticking your elbow in the head of an opponent.

We'd probably have kept Wood for squad depth too. Football is properly soured for me.

You hope that the bottom half clubs can help us take a few points off teams like Brighton, but obviously really difficult for them.

Ugarte with the yellow card foul. He's so good at that.

Lovely Minteh assist.

Can't rotate cos the bench is a big drop off.

These loses always snap me back into remembering that the game is rigged.

No service.

He almost always gets rattled by Tyler Adams.

Pope cannot come back soon enough. I don't think we can sustain opponents not taking semi threatening shots for the rest of the season.

Has been beaten today by the opposition manager's game plan. It doesn't happen all that often.

He looks shit scared and was playing on the back foot from the first duel. That's not how you stop good wingers.

The lack of yellow cards in the first twenty minutes was a disgrace.

Typical of him. We've seen it loads. Just hasn't faced many shots in this run.

Iraola has got our number today. They're dictating this. Both our fullbacks aren't coping with the press. Isak is isolated. Howe getting undone.

Faces any sort of decent shot and concedes. Shock.

Betting companies have as strong favourites fwiw.

Bournemouth are a very good team. We are a better team. It will probably be a very tight game that could go either way. We need big performances from Isak, Gordon and Tonali.