David Edgar

On field reviews are such a nonsense.

Exactly the same as the first penalty.

Straight at the keeper. Easy save.

Cole said something critical of wor Eddie and therefore must be insulted.

Easier to list who isn't at this stage. Longstaff, unfortunately, not fucked.

And manager?

You not seen much of him then?

Wonder if there is something in the way Howe is coaching us and the intensity he had us playing in for a very long time which has resulted in loads of our players becoming super susceptible to muscle and ligament injuries?

Donkey.

Isak Fuck me.

It isn't getting any better with Almiron and Anderson coming on. Willing to take the hit for the comment on the latter for the time being.

Howe would've subbed Krafth off again if his name as Hall.

We wouldn't concede either goal if Pope is playing.

Dubravka

There is the Bruno yellow. Incredibly not given.

Antonio didn't jump with Schar, he jumped into Schar which is surely a foul.

Emile Crap.

Gordon utterly stinking in the last 10.

Can't play that line when Dubravka is fucking rubbish at sweeping.

Lascelles being an idiot playing on here. Groundhog day.

Why is there a debate over the penalty? Schar goes to take control of the ball, gets tackled (by a deliberate attempt to play the ball, which hilariously needs pointing out) and the ball ends up with Gordon. Gordon being stood offside is completely irrelevant as a result. Unless there is another farcical layer to offside rule I don't know.

Thanks to Antonio being a needlessly oafish prick.

Nonsense.