David Edgar

Our attacking is laughable

Willock, ASM and Almiron are offering very little.

Bournemouth look more threatening.

Done with Almiron.

Who Miley?

Another £500m needed then.

Seems a bit of a stretch

Oh fuck off

Let me dream.

I got some "friend of a friend" chat that Bellingham isn't entertaining Man City cos he wants to be a guaranteed starter and wouldn't get that under Pep.

Titles taken away would surely ruin it. Just think how massive that scandal would be though. Would be a proper sundering.

GONE

Stop crying your heart out.

Are you saying we could get CL with a 5th place finish?

Ooooooh, he's quality.

Is de Bruyne finished? Looks slow and clunky.

Lloris just allowed to fly into people cos he is a goalkeeper.

Only 5 minutes Will play 2 of the 5, and the rest will be wasted by Spurs.

Every team is wasting time like us. Something needs to be done about it, cos it is crap for neutrals and the teams behind.

Grealish just threw himself into that leg.

Has anyone seen Haaland?