David Edgar

Longstaff is a conference footballer. Painful viewing. Him and Dummett define our youth academy.

Blew up early? Fucking knob.

We've got too many wank players on the pitch now.

Dubravka is terrible.

Idiot.

Fucking idiotic.

There is a reason he's ended up where he is.

Erik tenth minute of storage time

Quickest reaction he managed all day.

Aye, cos Dubravka looks as sharp as a tanto.

Yes, most. Especially compared to the Castore designs. I think the grandad collar is the only quality looking design. NTL isn't bad though.

They are consistent. Most Adidas home tops we had were poorly designed.

I fully expect Adidas to continue where they left off and deliver us an insipid yet overly complicated template. Castore pretty much nailed the design year on year. Pitty the rest of their operation is pony.

Cutting in from the left wing?

A wide player with consistent end product. Finally.

Harvey Barnes. Player.

This referee.

This referee.

Urgh. Him.

They genuinely stopped giving yellows for kicking the ball away. These referees.

They stopped giving those?

My fucking man.

He's so fucking good, man.

The fuck is Howe smoking.

My man.