Groundhog63

6 minutes ago, LV said:

How much would Maddison cost? 

A blowy

3 minutes ago, Comegetasample said:

 

Worrying

No

6 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I wouldn’t say laced. 

I'm old enough to remember Leslie Phillips. Lechary could be a low bar ?

I hope the lad progresses on and with us.

He's got those, on loan, relegation saving goals on his CV and that passage of poetry when he sent everyone's galactico, Tielemans, for a Chronicle then deliberately crossed the ball off a Leicester player's foot for wor Bruno to fucking head the cunt into the net. 

His place in my homecoming is cemented. 

7 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I know this is not appropriate, but this Dutch woman on the BBC analysis is unreal. 

Nothing inappropriate about that unless you think she's not a real lass, in as "unreal" ?

Nothing un-pc about admiration unless it's laced with lechary ?

38 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

I’ve seen him driving out before on his phone up that little path, no seatbelt on.

Should've grassed him up. There's a chance he could run over, and possibly kill, a budding Internet sensation whilst distracted.

18 minutes ago, Joey Linton said:

The really seem convinced they are passing straight through the championship this next season on their way back to the Premier league.

Tbf theres a canny few taking in water after last night's debacle 

1 hour ago, RodneyCisse said:

Uncal Mick must be in the old thread?

I tried to hunt them down online and couldn't find anything. 

Hat tricks 20th August and 4th March imminent 

I've actually watched a few of their games last year and have kept an eye on the squad. 

Seemingly last nights defeat was the "2nd string" (I recognised most of them AND the bench btw, plus their new new star man.) 

Seemingly also friendlies aren't "intense" & "just a run out" then in the next breath "I was impressed with L2 Bradford. They had their full team out and they played with intensity etc etc" 

Anyway this kid's gotta be an Uncle

11 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 

I thought it was a total dud account. 

There's a few of them on here ?

16 minutes ago, Minhosa said:

B&Q is the best one imho.

I'll invest in it and get back 

As a slight aside, try telling the kids we got up to date info on news, weather, sport and, more importantly, bargain holidays via the format of text messages on the telly and they'll scoff

53 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Too early for that.

When I first read that reply I thought "aye, I've been up since 4 a fucking clock and had the dog out twice already" 

Then realised what you meant ????

1 in 3 striker. Looks in good nick

9 hours ago, The Prophet said:

 

Its been simmering over there for a few days and transfer based frustrations have spilled over. Obviously there's a sprinkling of WUMery and some taking the piss, but social media football fans are unhinged.

Like this wackjob....

17 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Would this be Shepherd & Hall? Must be around 1997/1998 if Graham was at Leeds.

Bowyer and Dyer, no?

25 minutes ago, NEEJ said:

What was the temperature over there? He must've been absolutely melting in that keeper top.

That's what I thought when I saw his attire. Black nylon trakkies as well. 

Only time he'll sweat more than today is when Yewtree give him a knock

2 hours ago, Slim said:

 

Follow him on twitter. Some canny vids of him being asked to leave by the staff. 

Wilkos and Spoons being particularly witty......imho......obvs

1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

 

"Don't be a cunt like me, Dazzler" 

24 minutes ago, mofo said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-summer-2022.1582603/post-36449705

 

"World are bending over backwards, nah scratch that , forwards, to be shafted by the stinking camel humpers. Whilst they offer condolences toward murdered widows and Yemen families and all along pushing womens and the LGBTQ rights.

Ridiculous really but way the world is."

 

Wow....

 

Who'd have thought, before he decided there was more misery to grift from in Telford, that Tommy 5 names was a MLF

Sunderland is woke central now ?

8 minutes ago, Manxst said:

Difference being that Owen did it against a 13 year old goalkeeper. Presumably the ‘local side’ are adults. Which makes Owen a cunt and Klinsmann ok. 

I know. I was being ssrcastic

9 hours ago, Dr Jinx said:

When playing in the local side, he’d be lashing in overhead volleys and screamers from all angles and celebrating like he’d scored the winner in the World Cup final ? really good lad apparently (*) but frugal as fuck

But when England's Michael Owen gans on like that he's a cunt? (*) 

* obvs he is a cunt like 

Big shout out to Fraser on his first ride on a bike without the stabilisers on

1 minute ago, bobloblaw said:

 

Car washing too, when will they stop?!

Tbf it's the Albanians do that around here not the Saudis ?