Groundhog63

Ashworth was probably just shaking the tree, see who fell out, so to speak.

Did you know Trevor McArthy

Bond villain vibes

Last time I looked Man U were winning 2-0. Forgot all about it till I saw this thread, just now. Hilarious result ??????

Can't believe people are still flogging this urban myth. We actually got the going rate. Literally nobody else wanted him. Back on topic and, more than likely, I may have missed any relevance BUT could Saudi loan Neves back to Wolves after this rule change? If he's unhappy and wants re-locating back to the prem he goes there and we, subsequently, get Neto on loan. Fuck the Yank mafia ???

Flagshaggers oppressing cats with their self harming Brexshit. Welcome to 50s Britain, Sven

Wonder if they ask him why he had a door put in his garage straight into his living room. I mean, normally, if you're posh it's through the utility, if not, the kitchen but why, the lounge. Lazy cunt.

Got a shit yellow, was just stronger, off a ref that let them do what they liked. Unlucky

Because of that run of games and the injuries we can't even train properly man. "Train as we play" our very DNA, to use an annoying popular phrase. This team, squad and coaches, have delivered time and time again. Shame on the moaners

Perspective

See the usual suspects are on here writing us off and some players in particular. Turns out Sean Longstaff can't cut the mustard at this level etc etc blah fucking blah. I've said it before and I'll say it again some of our fans need to fuck off and support Man city.

Ok, I'll cut him some slack

Glenn Hoddle, cunt or total cunt.

Brilliant, tbf

Still be playing at midnight, these cunts.

Daft kick from Romero but Colwill's reaction was rank. Footballers are taught to be wankers, it seems.

Class that ?????

I reckon Armchair replicates his, former, pre match experience at home now. Stands in the kitchen necking cans, listening to rave music at full blast while his lass pretends to be a stripper as if he was in Idols. Missed the first minute cos he leaves the kitchen 5 mins before kick off and has a quick piss on the way. Explains the delay ?

Armchair must've been at the beer fridge at the time

If his hand had actually made contact with Jamaal's he'd have subsequently thrown himself on the ground holding his face

Can someone photoshop Havertz onto the ferry landing

Watched a couple of mins on my phone when you posted this then took the derg out. When I got back I stuck it on the telly just in time to hear the commentator, whilst marking Cray Valley Paper Mill's recent form, said "they haven't lost a game (cup?) since being beaten by Punjab United in the (can't remember) cup" ???? Selfish ESL cunts wanted to sack things like this right off. The Beautiful Game ❤️

Pathetic little cunt, like his manager

Class vid