Groundhog63

At risk of exposing my limited insight but didn't Pep get a hold of Aston Villa's wild card, Jack Grealish and turn him into Scott Parker

Which is the only thing that matters.

Should have videos of people typing shit on here then you'd see them bashing away, frothing at the mouth over unfounded theories based on clickbait journalism 😂

Have you not watched Mad Max?

I keep on saying it but it's the Yanks that are going to, ultimately, ruin football. Football has been the centrepiece of a bukake scene, decades in the making. Murdoch hoyed his jizz all over it, Abramovich money laundered his muck on top and now the Yanks are piling in for the money shot. It's not an ESL they want it's a WSL. Franchises in every country. There'll not be 2 teams from Manchester, possibly not even 2 from London but if there are it'll be Chelsea and Arsenal.

John Hall doesn't drink brown either. Drinks milk these days. English milk. White, English milk

What KaKa said Eddie's not daft. As we progress, hopefully, he's going to have to let his grip on certain elements loosen. He's stated as much himself. I'd far rather have him here, obviously, than go down the route of hiring "superstar" coaches on a 2 year cycle. Fuck that shit.

Gutted for the lad and glad it's just a tweak 🤞 Thought he looked shit hot, tbf.

Trigger's broom

All that needs to happen now is Ugarte to pull a hammie this week. * * FAO fate/karma gods, I don't really mean it

Hexham voted for Opperman for 14 years. It'll be rammed.

Jamie Carragher is a pointless, throaty, wanker. Talks utter shit

Tbf, and this is no insight into personal relationships, but she starts graft at 6am. Probs has to get up at 4. If he rattles her, at all, it'll be on a Saturday.

Or he's not carrying an injury but playing through it because we're short?

I've recently got into raccoons in a big way. Started, tbf, a few years ago after watching that video of 2 raccoons caught walking down a path when the bloke taps on the window but gone full pelt noo. They're absolutely entertaining af.

Tbf, since he went there, he's flattered to deceive for me. Think both Kelly and Hall backed off him too much. Should've been halved at some point 😂

When Tonali was coming on I said, to the wife, "he coming on for Murphy" 😂 Was all over the gaff for 10mins. Brilliant for the winner. Top lad, regardless.

Listening to Talkshite with guest pundit The King. 👑😂😂

Foggy's internet down?

The Raby, btw, lads

Luckily he's not the sort to want to "kick her in the cunt" like some off here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The devil in me was hoping that "penalty" in 94th minute was given. Think it was checked, pretty quickly, but would've been absolutely fucking hilarious

I might be 60, 14 clem and 5' 6" but I tore my left thigh muscle on Tuesday night. 10mins into a 60min 5-a-side. I didn't say anything, just got on with it. I'm assuming everyone else just thought I was being my usual shit self. He'll be reet

Watching Wearside Jack ply his trade for QPR away at Luton atm. Quite the reality check

Go on son, fuck the haters 😎😂