Groundhog63

Trigger's broom

All that needs to happen now is Ugarte to pull a hammie this week. * * FAO fate/karma gods, I don't really mean it

Hexham voted for Opperman for 14 years. It'll be rammed.

Jamie Carragher is a pointless, throaty, wanker. Talks utter shit

Tbf, and this is no insight into personal relationships, but she starts graft at 6am. Probs has to get up at 4. If he rattles her, at all, it'll be on a Saturday.

Or he's not carrying an injury but playing through it because we're short?

I've recently got into raccoons in a big way. Started, tbf, a few years ago after watching that video of 2 raccoons caught walking down a path when the bloke taps on the window but gone full pelt noo. They're absolutely entertaining af.

Tbf, since he went there, he's flattered to deceive for me. Think both Kelly and Hall backed off him too much. Should've been halved at some point 😂

When Tonali was coming on I said, to the wife, "he coming on for Murphy" 😂 Was all over the gaff for 10mins. Brilliant for the winner. Top lad, regardless.

Listening to Talkshite with guest pundit The King. 👑😂😂

Foggy's internet down?

The Raby, btw, lads

Luckily he's not the sort to want to "kick her in the cunt" like some off here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The devil in me was hoping that "penalty" in 94th minute was given. Think it was checked, pretty quickly, but would've been absolutely fucking hilarious

I might be 60, 14 clem and 5' 6" but I tore my left thigh muscle on Tuesday night. 10mins into a 60min 5-a-side. I didn't say anything, just got on with it. I'm assuming everyone else just thought I was being my usual shit self. He'll be reet

Watching Wearside Jack ply his trade for QPR away at Luton atm. Quite the reality check

Go on son, fuck the haters 😎😂

Ah, singly you're ok with either but "in the wider picture" they're "bum boys" Glad that's sorted

Looked excellent as well. Hopefully straight back after the International break. 🤞

In my defence, today of all days is tosh day.

Maybees he's just sick of the press group asking shit stirring questions.

Alternatively Howe and the club could pander to the crying mob demanding instant gratification? Think they've done pretty well "nurturing" joint enterprise enough to be cut some slack. Seems a canny chunk have fell at the first hurdle. Bit surprised you're one of them tbf

Why bother?

I can hear the screams now. Why have we signed this kid? Got to pay £40m at the end of the season, ffs? Why's Eddie not playing him? Mustn't fancy him? Rinse, repeat