Guybrush

Love the confidence of starting this thread #teamshay

That Spanish keeper or bust I say. Also, I've don't understand the hype with Guehi, but I suppose that's mainly because I've just seen him score goals for us

I will burn this forum to the ground if we don't sign this keeper I've never seen play football before. Start the thread!

Never in any doubt

I have a free hit, but have not taken this approach...

Rights. Captained Watkins to hopefully give him some bad luck - what else should I be doing? I've still got a work league to win.

All in. Look at all the success we had with the last guy from Rennes. It was marveauless.

I'd much prefer it goes like this

I think we'll win but it'll go like this: Man City will start winning, then Chelsea will start winning, we will still be at nil nil, there will be a forum meltdown, then a winning goal from us at the death.

Bloody hell. Now that is freak behaviour.

Also, I know there's lots to criticise, but cheesy chips are genuinely delicious and I don't care who knows it.

That sounds too unhinged to be true

It's an absolute disgrace that one of these teams will be in the Champions League next year