Johneddy

Might have been taking some 'before' pics ready for the huge refurbishment and upgrade

Ooh matron

The Hills Have Eyes

Any traces of sh#t left around the witness box?

Wonder who Ashley will 'cuckoo' upon next? A 'big' club in financial shit - Sunderland anyone? Oh what sweet poetry that would be

Don't honestly think what was posted is at all true but it's interesting as it is a forum to play around with conjecture in the absence of the truth being clear. He may have the very best for Newcastle United at heart as he said in his tv interview on Sky

But he does if the conn is indeed the intention here ... it buys him all of June and most of July to get in a replacement who is happy to spend 'all of the money the club generates' plus a loanee or two to keep the fans onside. In short it is just possible and I stress the JUST that another 90mill quid in the back pocket that bought Debenhams last year is his goal and who knows that is surely ... worth putting 5 mill in a Sheiks back pocket to play along to his merry tune All conjecture but getting into the mind of a psychopath driven purely by profit is interesting stuff

Ashley would have to be some kind of sick twisted psychopath with fully complicit stooges in place to be staging all of this with the intended outcome of being able to chase Rafa, spend nothing - put in place a Neil Warnock or similar and add a few loanees to the squad during the last week of transfers. That would make him akin to Jekyll and Hyde or Norman Bates ... the taking down of the signs and reaction to it being all part of his twisted plot then

They bought the original club. Do they have a funding page set up does anyone know...they need support and if there is crowdfunding or similar going on then I'd happily donate a few quid

Not sure he is ready just yet to give up the 90 mill per season fiddle that bought Debenhams just yet. The web he weaves man ....hark back to the Rangers podcast and their unmasking of what he was up to inside just a few months ...we have 12 years of tangled webbery which probably means he has guaranteed deals stitched up left right and centre that will eventually piss any and every negotiator off. As someone who watched us win the Fairs Cup in 69 and the Texaco Cup and Anglo-Italian Cup I still feel a bit like a glory-seeker...was hoping it might change

Is there a new Gateshead forming? What progress did the fans group make if any? Is there any fundraising going on that we should be getting involved with....sad days that need regional backing imo

So why not keep Mike Ashley on in an advisory role?

Me too Scoot far too cynical by now m8 ...but casino trip might be on yet

That's better than my new 5under1and one.... Drifters "Shitting in the back row of the stadium on a Saturday night with you Shitting in the fountain and the drive Shitting in the fountain and the drive Oh oh pooping and a shitting in the Turd League They are 5un1and"

Someone hoy it up please for those of us not on Faceache...

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Yeah that's the treble then! Seat Dumpers Cup Fatlass Shittininafountain Trophy Charity Drivewaydumpers Shield Congratulations to our classy neighbours is in order

Meth 'Chipsy' Bluepop to give him his full name

His Wembley Danceoff is the stuff of legends

Really what is wrong with them? They won the Trafalgar Square Cup twice in one season Won the Seat Dump Cup Won The Fatlass Shitsinafountain Trophy Qualified for next seasons Wailing Wall group stages Smashed our under 23's with their first team Contested the Nastybastads Cup with Coventry and Portsmouth (their new enemies!) Retained the Mostlovedfansintheleague award Next season is looking superb already with promises of 100 points smashing the league etc etc why wouldn't we all want to be mackems right now !

Reminds me of the diagrams Alan Pardew drew outlining our free kick and corner strategies... find Big Willies head at the back post etc....

Some guy on twitter has said something will happen on Friday. Apparently Staveley has booked out a hotel over the weekend, though there is still rooms available on the Friday night. Oh shit it's come out ...when I'd finished with Vordermann me an Staveley have been getting close at local hotels....they did guarantee discretion an aal

Well choosing to remain optimistic is my default position Ashley has bred synicism and that also needs to change over time. I believe...... but not enough yet to have our new owners name put on a shirt... 29 or so letters gets a tad expensive