Facundo Ferreyra

Typing up the "we couldn't get it over the line" statement as we speak

Looks like takeover's back on the menu boys

Released, according to TransferMarkt https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/victor-fernandez/profil/spieler/415205 Still on the NUFC website though https://www.nufc.co.uk/teams/under-23s/victor-fernandez/

He's barely played enough for most people to be able to form an opinion, really

17 goals and 20 assists in a season for a defender is pretty fucking decent like, even in a Mickey Mouse league.

Darren Carter's back, lads! Probably still convinced the takeover's happening.....

That's Sports Direct FC's only signing of the summer then

Honestly feel like I'm going to throw up. Fucking Steve Bruce as head coach of Newcastle United in 2019. Charnley fucks off on a European trip to find a manager, comes back and appoints Bruce. That bald thumb cunt is stealing a fucking living.

It's not Sports Direct, according to people on Reddit who have consulted their Chinese mates.

Steve Wraith

The BZG are from the UAE so are they not accidentally combining the BZG and Kenyon bids?

Hahahaha have they conflated the Bruno Genesio story, the takeover, and Chopra's interview? That's hilarious Although we all know they're correct, sadly...

French bloke who wrote that article has tweeted to say he has no doubt Bruno Genesio is coming to Newcastle.

Bloke had a 54.95% win percentage with Lyon and a goal difference of +146. I'd never heard of him until now but I'd take him (or pretty much anyone) over Brucey Bigtits

No way is this happening. Not for £36million.

Yep. I keep checking it to see if it's closed yet

You could tell me that's a photo of the fat snake c*** as a child and I'd believe you 100%

OMG. Should we do a sweepstake? Someone get a piece of paper and a pen. Date, year, time folks. Go. 15th March 2019, 20:00. BZG announce they have failed to buy this window, remain interested and may resume discussions in December. Bruce now over the line, clear path for this come through now. 15th March?

And Mutō

Goodnight sweet prince

I've hated Bruce ever since he managed Sunderland. What a weapons grade cunt. I should've known that one day that fat bastard Ashley would subject us to his management. Fuck this, I'm going to support Heaton Stannington or Dunston FC instead. Also, he has such a punchable fucking face

https://streamable.com/ofaxk Ouch.

:lol: "Give what back?"

Still nowt official lads.... Yes, I still have a very slight optimism until there's official word