Facundo Ferreyra

Smell my cheese, you mother!

thomas[/member] Yeah I agree. We haven't heard otherwise. Until Ashley shits all over the deal and publicly announces that BZG are timewasters, I believe we'll see Sheikh Khaled rocking up on the SJP pitch swigging a bottle of Newcy Brown and clotheslining Mike Ashley in the centre circle by the end of the year

God I hope Bruce doesn't walk. I read somewhere earlier that even if he resigned, Ashley would still have to pay compensation, possibly due to the fact that they've approached him and discussed terms? No idea. I hope he rejects NUFC and Ashley has to dig through the bottom of the barrel to find some willing idiot to take over.

If there's been no approach, how have they (NUFC) allegedly been able to talk to him and agree his terms? Perhaps they haven't.

BBC Sheffield reporter. Ashley and Charnley are fucking useless :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://twitter.com/murpo/status/1149292370543951873?s=19 Jesus wept.... state of his messages to Midhat man

Wey, it's just an emoji. Still waiting for an official announcement that it's dead. It's coming any day now surely.

Eh? Penfold's mam's on twitter?

Reminds me of Mike Bassett: England Manager this. No fucker else will take the job so we get some embarrassment from a lower league. Christ, I can't wait to see us get relegated if Bruce takes charge. Nothing official yet though....

What a headline as well How unfortunate for someone as desperate as Ashley to sell the club that for the 3rd time in 2 years another buyer doesn't have the funds to buy the club. It’s about 8 times in 10 years. Ashley must be so frustrated at these time wasters and tyre kickers Why hasn’t The FCB come out and made an official statement that any takeover by BZG is off? Because it's not off yet. Even if it is. He hasn't announced it, so it isn't. But it probably is.

godzilla[/member] will still believe but but the sheikh will do this the sheikh will do that Is it official like, oh wait ......... I'm with you man. Nothing's official until it's official.

Well.... they're all coming back from Faro. Him, the entire team and coaching staff. Their pre-season tour thing over there is finished. Why are they flying to Newcastle? Is there any proof that they are flying to Newcastle? Surely there'd be photos of Bruce at the airport by now

Well.... they're all coming back from Faro. Him, the entire team and coaching staff. Their pre-season tour thing over there is finished.

Roysters T-bone steak are class. Cheese and onion/Thai sweet chicken McCoys too.

I would piss myself if he turns us down that'd cap this summer off perfectly

Didn't realise it was in there it'll be total nonsense anyway

A crazy theory brought up on Reddit: one of the other bidders is possibly Jim Ratcliffe, the UK's richest man. Apparently his private jet flew into Farnborough yesterday. Ashley's jet flew to Nice yesterday, which is close to where Ratcliffe lives in Monaco. Ratcliffe is currently taking over OGC Nice. He already owns a Swiss Super League team. Maybe he wants to add a Premier League team to his portfolio? Probably (definitely) nowt in it, but it'd be cool if the UK's richest man bought NUFC. We can but dream.....

Can't wait for another day of fuck all. What's today's most ridiculous ITK going to be? I'm going for Donald Trump tweeting about how he's heard from a good mate that the takeover is on and that it's going to be the biggest, the greatest takeover ever. Make NUFC great again!

Howay man, it's fucking dreadful :lol:

I'm going to disregard The Little Waster's opinions on EVERYTHING now that I know he's a Mrs Brown's Boys fan. "Comedy" for people whose single remaining brain cell is on the blink.

What did it say? Take a look at Fake Sheikh (@BinZayedEU): https://twitter.com/BinZayedEU?s=09 First tweet posted by this bellend. Account was claiming to be a Bin Zayed Group European account. Looks like it may have been deleted, it said: "As part of our ongoing efforts towards expansion in the European Market. HH Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nehayan has completed the formal takeover of Newcastle United FC in the English Premier league on behalf of the Bin Zayed Group. A full statement will follow #nufc #BZG #Dubai"

What did it say? Take a look at Fake Sheikh (@BinZayedEU): https://twitter.com/BinZayedEU?s=09 First tweet posted by this bellend. Account was claiming to be a Bin Zayed Group European account.

Nope.

Eh?