Facundo Ferreyra

What a result. Was with @Papavasiliou earlier on going to meet some friends in Heaton park - just as we walked through the park gate we heard a cheer from SJP. About a minute later we heard another couldn't believe it. Spurs bottle it at SJP yet again, you love to see it.

Gonna get stuck into this for tea

This is absolutely ludicrous, maybe don't fuck it up again lads

Aye! Caught them in Manchester and at the Sage back in 2016, absolutely incredible both times. Cheers all - think I'm going to try the Ralph Abercromby as it's behind the gig venue and they were showing a Sunderland match in there when I was last in, so you'd hope they'd show the superior North East team too.

Off to Manchester to see Explosions in the Sky tonight - anyone know of any city centre pubs that'll be showing the match?

As soon as the highlights from the NUFC account drop on YouTube with the Radio Newcastle commentators I'm having the best wank of my life.

Absolute thundercunt from Schar that like. Outstanding

Top of the group of death. Fucking hell.

Am I dead? Is this heaven?

Just checked mine

Miggy haters in the mud yet again

Signed for French second tier side Amiens on deadline day. Made his debut yesterday as a 66th minute sub.

This is absolutely pathetic. Those Champions League games are going to be fun...

Hope one of our lads snaps the horrible cunt in half.

My grandad died two days before that match after a long battle with Alzheimer's disease. I was on my way to see my grandma as the match started and we stopped off at Dunston Aldi to get a couple of bits and pieces. Took my phone out at the self checkout and saw a notification saying we were 3-0 up after 9 minutes. A few seconds later another notification popped up saying it was 4-0. Couldn't believe it - even told one of the workers in Aldi and he was gobsmacked. Cheered me right up after a thoroughly shit couple of days

If he does that celebration every time he scores then he can do it three times a match for all I care

Watch out lads. We're dealing with a double hard psycho nutcase bastard here.

2 years according to TransferMarkt

They were being cunts at Gateshead Stadium itself too. There was a kid at the gaming event wearing a Newcastle shirt so obviously a bunch of them were giving it the biggun and chanting horrible shite at him about how he shags his sister and that, as well as chanting "I'd rather bomb Newcastle than Iraq". They also left booze bottles, cans and even pint glasses all over the place. Filthy bastards

All this talk of smiling reminded me of this, one of my all-time favourite posts on here

Have there been any mentions of home pre-season friendlies? The two home friendlies in two days at the end of July last year were announced in May but I've seen sod all about home friendlies this year. I've a friend who moved here from Hong Kong last year and he really wants to go to a match, figured a home friendly would be a good one to take him to.

Someone must be feeding him shite to mask our actual intentions, and he buys it every time. Glorious.

Glad we didn't go for this mental homophobe bellend.

I can't listen at the minute, but is it worse than the Darwin Nunez one to the tune of Better Off Alone?