Kid Icarus

This is clearly why Howe hasn't been starting Elanga like. Too many times he's failed at the basics tonight.

Also an absolutely shit footballer. Another industry plant.

Wouldn't be allowed if we could.

Again, not a yellow at all. There's such a thing as fouls that aren't yellows ffs

Ref isn't giving us anything so you have to play with that in mind.

Arrrrrr fuck off maaaan

We don't have a CB on the bench unfortunately.

Darren Fletcher

Same linesman who flagged immediately in first half now mysteriously waiting for attacks to end.

Not a yellow but Willock's was.

Any time now I'm sure.

A yellow for that. Jesus wept

The Woltemade ref treatment is beyond a joke. Eddie needs to say something imo.

Any other team and I'd fancy us this second half. I'd be absolutely astounded if this lot don't win the league again.

I'd need to see the first but there's no way Trippier's at fault for the second. Elanga doesn't bother tracking O'Reilly, who gets the run on whoever is at the back post.

Considering we're playing in our own personal Bermuda Triangle, I think we've played well. The set up and tactics look right, just a shame that due to a combination of their ruthlessness, our individual lack of discipline (Elanga), and a team of officials who are giving them everything right down to seeing out their offsides but not ours, we don't have a better scoreline. Playing at the Etihad always feels like the fucking Hotel California, doesn't matter what we do, what they do, what anyone does, we can never leave (win)

Absolute fucking joke

God I really fucking hate these cunts

Ref set his stall out early here, fouling our players is fine.

God I fucking hate these cunts

Burnley equalise

Let me guess, Villa didn't deserve it?

So fickle like.

Was definitely legit because I had it. Proper loved it.

Milner Welbeck Colman