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New keeper about the same height as Grace Donnelly right enough. The reserve (Hannah Reid? Can't remember) definitely the tallest of the three but never gets a look.

Bit of a test of fortitude for them today after a mauling (no disgrace but a mauling) in the cup; tough home tie in what looks like apocalyptic weather conditions with a couple of new faces on the bench maybe. Might not be an easy one. Anyone heading up?

Also this the tall tales are getting epic

The fuck is this Bong eyed, whiskers shaved on the left. Who approves these things Apologies in advance if it was the winning entry in some well meaning charitable competition for folk that just can't draw or colour in for one reason or another Mackems will not approve of its Jimmy Hill chin either

Not quite the same in that Mourinho has an actual record at the highest level (however long ago) but aye, agree with the mistake point. I love the bloke to bits but I don't know that I'd want him managing my club the way football is in 2024.

Probably working on the basis that they won't continue as they are, I guess

Yeah, strange how it all works. Alnwick play in the leagues below again (Northern Alliance Premier) but have already applied for promotion this year as the teams around them just don't have the facilities they need to play at a higher level. If they finish top five (and they should, at a canter) they'll go up but the Northern Leagues are semi-pro so there's every chance they'll go straight back down again after spending the season as whipping boys. Then again we've seen this season how disastrous paying players at that level can be if you don't get it right. I'm not sure what the answer is and I guess to some extent it works itself through but what happened to Marske and Shields recently is a real shame

Looking at going to Burnley since I missed this one. They appear to play in Preston rather than Burnley

Aye, not so much in our league games like. Refs are insufferable No disgrace at all here and they've run to the end

Insane that they've persisted with the long ball to a completely solo Galloway like, the whole back 4 has her comfortably outpaced. Never even nearly looked like producing anything that way.

Shame McQuade coming on so late like.

Like I say she's so rarely tested in the league that it's never really been much of a concern I reckon. She's obviously a popular lass and does her best but could have done better with that 3rd I'm sure they're thinking about it if they get the promotion

Aye, got some real quality in the midfield that's just being bypassed. Disappointed that we've never tested Slow Mary like

Honestly the gap isn't as monumental as I expected like, even if we're comfortably outplayed second half

McQuade and Elson for me but it's too late now I guess

Ah, fuck That's that I guess (Hang on, offside)

Still playing mind. Potts (I think) just fettled Jeyce who had been showboating a bit.

She's not as tall as the 2nd choice keeper. So rarely properly tested it's hard to judge her but she always seems to read the game well and be ready.

Looks a bigger pitch than we're used to as well, although not sure how the grounds measure up generally in the women's game

Fucking criminal commentary to refer to Man U as United when both teams are, mind

Man U sloppy as fuck mind, big time Charlenes

We've grown into it but this is a big step up on what they're used to gan on lasses

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Nah, can't get the stream to cast. Will just have to watch it on the phone