Miggys First Goal

Stop pulling shirts you thick cunts!

Pen Palace.

Woltemade gets into the box and… Nothing.

If we can get money for Tino, fucking take it.

We’ll lose this now.

Well fucking well.

Can we hire a set piece coach in the summer?

Might be a job available in the summer. Ready to give up those Uber Eats adverts to come back to management?

Big Joe banned for two games now?

Absolute shit show.

Totally un-fuckin-deserved.

Big Willie.

His minds away on his next aspirational Instagram post.

Great fucking pass, Gordon. Just fuck off, man.

Save by Rambo.

Tippy tappy along the back, to the wing, pass back to the back, tippy tappy along the back… Rinse and fucking repeat.

Ehhhh, Hall, WTF.

Best league in the world my arse. This is fucking shite.

Gordon first out the door in the summer.

What’s it been, two or three weeks since we last played and we look lethargic as fuck.

Feels like it’s a mile away.

Live wire according to Eddie. Appropriate description.

Heard he doesn’t show up some days because he’d rather be out clothes shopping.

Thank God.