Miggys First Goal

Get someone to pay us £8m a year for front of training kit sponsor.

So maybe in 3 years time we’ll have our new training ground.

£10bn?!?! Why we so skint?

Are we actually a proper club now?

Desperate for some PL football.

Back in training tomorrow? Hope his ankle snaps as soon as he steps onto the training pitch.

Two CEOs (granted the first left due to illness) and three sporting directors since the takeover doesn’t scream stability.

If they do bring Mourinho in, we need a second series of that Amazon documentary we did. I need to see it all fall apart.

Can’t spread ourselves too thin between the flight nonces thread and checking bloody land registries!

Not saying they’re going to, but I wouldn’t blame PIF if they sold us off. Game is absolutely rigged. When football moved from being something fun to having to micromanage every single penny because, God forbid, if you spend a little too much they’ll hit you with fines or point deduction, it was over. At one end you’ve got the protected clubs who can do whatever the fuck they want (hello Man City - 115 charges and where’s the punishment) and the other end are clubs who are just happy to exist and get to play against the big boys. And then there’s that small group stuck in the middle who want to progress but fucking can’t because again, God forbid, how fucking dare you actually try to challenge the hierarchy of power. Got to keep those cunt Americans happy. They’ve absolutely ruined the national game. Fuck it all. Hope it burns to the ground one day.

Him and Rosenior would bound well together.

Watching Talkshite, Jim White had an interview with Hopkinson a matter of days ago and he said then that the whole 2030 vision had Eddie in the hot seat. (I didn't see the interview, just going off what White said) To go from that to not having a stance is a bit of a u-turn on Starmer levels.

Remember when football was just about football and not having to worry about finances. Good times.

So basically Eddie has 7 cup finals coming up.

Fucks sake, @Paully. How am I meant to sleep now?

Which tinpot league will he be sent out to on loan only for it to end in tears?

Wow, we actually released a statement?

Nothing at all suspicious here.

‘arry said he’d take it.

Why is there always litter on the pitch at the SoL? You don’t see it at any other ground as bad as this. I know we joke about them being tramps, but is it to do with the location of the ground? Causing a wind trap that blows shit in that general direction?

Wahay! We’re gonna win the World Cup!

Maybe we should get Nagelsmann after Eddie leaves.

Hope he scores loads!

When did John Terry become a referee?