Miggys First Goal

Based on "we want to be the best, we want to be number 1". If we don't pick up points from Brentford, Sheff Utd or Burnley we could be at the wrong end of the table and they'll probably panic. I didn't say I want him gone.

Reckon he has the next three PL games and if things don't improve, PIF might get the itchy trigger finger.

Oh, I’m all ears for this post-match interview.

Have a Kinder Egg and fuck off to the subs bench. Probably thinks he’s untouchable.

Fuck off with the shit passes, Bruno. Eddie, drop this cunt.

Wooo…

Milner yellow seems like printing money.

Punch me in the fucking face.

If Eddie comes out after this and says we played well, he can get in the bin.

Can we forfeit this?

Fucking hell, lads. Fucking hell.

Maybe Longstaff can teach Bruno how to pass.

Nah, there’s something not right here like.

Hmmm.

Well that was rubbish.

Just put it in row fucking Z.

Now I know why we went for Hugo.

Fuck this shite.

I’m sure we’ll be better for AC Milan.

Actually, nah, that pass from Isak was shit.

If Gordon had only stayed where he was.

What was that corner.

Did we forget how to press?

Bruno, man.

September 2021 - Newcastle United staring down the barrel of relegation. September 2023 - Newcastle United playing at the San Siro against AC Milan in the Champions League.