Miggys First Goal

Probably be on TV.

So we’ve got Sheff Utd 24/9, Man City probably 27/9, and Burnley 30/9.

The longer it went on, I was convinced it was going to be Liverpool.

Eddie out. Sell Bruno. Sack the board.

We already got to the final of this competition last season. We’re moving on to the FA Cup this season.

Dyche won’t be there by October.

Pardew telling de Jong stories.

While you're there, see if they have an obsession with Sydney Sweeney, too.

How much scrutiny do you think we'd be under if Hendrick, Manq and Hayden suddenly went to Saudi for a combined £20m?

Looking forward to the meltdown when he gets replaced by Klopp.

Can we quit with the use of the “m” word.

Footballers should do nothing but go to training, go home, rinse and repeat until match day and then start all over again is the gist I’m getting from this place. Basically a slightly improved COVID lockdown situation. Don’t go out. Don’t go shopping. And certainly don’t be taking trips to Bamburgh Castle or ‘spoons. Fuck sake. This place has gone full loopy.

If we finish outside of the top 4 this season I can see the Twitter/x knackers calling to sack the board.

Worrying.

Let's get back to winning ways, lads.

Had a dream last night that Gordon was still on the pitch and scored again to make it 2-2 and Klippity was standing slack-jawed on the touchline with Tindall in front of him doing the DX crotch chop. Seemed so real that I woke up this morning thinking it had happened.

Can imagine there were a lot of "fucking hell, lads, fucking hell" from Eddie at full time in the changing room.

Somebody go and slash Carragher's tyres.

I still believe. Second here we come.

But he is as slow as a donkey.

They expecting Eddie to reply personally? He doesn't even have social media.

Just a reminder, last season after winning the first game, we didn't win again until 1 October. Calm the fuck down.

"We've got to roll wor sleeves up, dust worselves down, and go again. Where's the bacon?"

Good for him. Still a whinging cunt.