Miggys First Goal

Today is dragging. Not even 9 yet.

In the words of Wor Eddie… Fucking hell, lads. Fucking hell. Champions League is back at SJP!

Mbappe is such a soft shite.

So who’s behind this Infinite Athlete sponsor on the Chelsea shirts?

Start Lascelles, Dummett, Ritchie and Manquillo just for laughs. They’ll not know what’s fucking them. Seriously though, PSG at SJP, man. What in the actual fuck. Bring it. Getting PSG in the CL draw… As match day approaches… Eddie cooking something… Dan Burn after three minutes… Laying the smack down on their candy asses… Full time after we’ve just outclassed them in every department…

Howay, Spurs.

Bring on PSG! Hoy the thread up, @HaydnNUFC

WOOHOO!

Palace win.

Ritchie starting against PSG.

Bruno fucked?

SCORES!!!

PENALTY!!!

Uh... when does the transfer window open?

Miggy!!!!!

Burn’s going to be class against PSG like.

Wheels off at Brighton.

“Cheers for your help on Wednesday, Targett, but we’re bringing Burn back today.”

When we’re 3-0 up against PSG at SJP. Get him on for the final ten minutes.

He doesn't need to look in the bowl. They always heat up the Man Utd ball to ensure it gets picked for a home fixture. Probably had ours in the freezer for 90 minutes for the opposite effect.

Get this hero a statue outside the ground.

Play Dummett and Lascelles again but upgrade it with Ritchie and Manquillo. They’ll be shit scared.

Probably be on TV. They want a fast game? Let’s fucking give it to them.

My fucking King.

Best slide tackler in our squad.