Miggys First Goal

Maguire with his best Burn impression.

Can we bring him back?

Threat, cunt. Threat. Not fret.

I know he’s a local hero, but fuck me is Burn a liability.

Get fucking lost.

Get Ritchie and Fraser on.

Murphy deleting all the tactics.

Almiron probably got a broken hand there.

Take Tripps off set pieces, Eddie.

Five Live commentator just called Eddie Howe Eddie Hall.

These cunts dive like crazy.

ASM…

Burn, man…

You lovely little smiling fucker!!!

Oh look another game on TV.

Gordon looks decent.

We’re not getting top four and we’ll be lucky to secure top 6.

How are we fourth in the league? How did we get to a cup final? Life is full of mysteries.

Not sure Isak’s brain is connected to the rest of his body.

Convinced most of these players are more focused on two weeks from now instead of being in the present.

Has he mentioned how tough it is up here yet living and working in the goldfish bowl?

In the past that would have meant one thing and one thing only. Thankfully this is now and we’re fucking mint.

Can’t wait to witness Arteta’s Keegan moment live and in glorious 4K.

He made of porcelain?

Jenas says a lot of words without actually saying anything of significance.