Miggys First Goal

All you Rashford haters!

That was onside for USA.

Pickford adding to his highlights video with that attempted save.

What a scintillating first half of football this has been.

Pulisic ain’t getting any sexy time tonight. Going to be tender down there.

Pulisic crocked.

USA leading.

Kinda glad Wilson and Pope aren’t getting a game. Playing in this side would turn you turbo shit. Get them back home unscathed.

What a man. Happy birthday, gaffer.

If Wales get an early goal, could be interesting.

Should call the new training ground the Joe Harvey Campus of Excellence.

Henderson, man. Fuck off, Southgate.

Don't we always get shit groups? Could swear every tournament gives us a group that should be a walk in the park.

They've got the Women's World Cup next year. We'll see how that goes.

God help us if Australia/NZ ever hosted a World Cup. Most of the matches would be played during the night our time.

He’s coming.

Pass the Kleenex.

BRUUUUUUUUNO!

Ah, fuck off, Croatia.

Howay the North!

So fucking proud of this club man.

Spectacular? I like spectacular. I like it a whole lot.

Poaching people from Man City. We're massive.

Could get used to having four live games on TV on a Saturday. PL need to consider a 10:00, 13:00, 16:00 and 19:00 live match day.

This cunt sounds as thick as he looks.