Miggys First Goal

Booking that week off after the final. We win this and that week is going to be party time in Newcastle like you’ve never seen. Celebrations will make the League Cup parade look like small fry.

This bloke is mint.

Hello, Police? I’d like to report a murder.

25/1 to win the whole thing. Funnily enough, I do have a weird feeling we might actually go all the way.

Can we not get Bruno some revolutionary stem cell treatment to get him fit for these games?

Chelsea - Spurs - Sporting - whoever the hell happens to be in the final.

Seen some other things recently where they’re speculating it’ll cost £10 per month. Goodbye Sky/TNT if true.

Test run for something bigger?

Murphy putting the balls in but our 6ft+ players can’t get to them.

Do the current yellow cards drop off after this game?

Fuckin hell, calm down Tonali.

Unlucky Ramsdale.

FFS Burn.

Expect rumours of Joelinton wanting to leave in the summer to start up now.

Big Joe “why me?”

Subs!

Sven!

Squeaky bum time.

Miggy would have scored that.

That was some sex.

Botman a bit rusty here.

So their flight came in last night, then the plane flew back to Baku, is now currently en-route back to Newcastle and will fly back immediately after the game. The plane couldn’t just park up at Ponteland Airport? Azerbaijan, killing the plant 2500 miles at a time.

Is their number 9 even smaller than Trippier?

Going to be a bumming this.