Miggys First Goal

These lot are soft as shite.

Joelinton class.

Silly, Ramsey.

Elanga’s crossing…

Don’t worry Tripps. That OF lass will still fuck you.

Maguire thought he was back in Mykonos.

Possibly bullshit but good news if true.

NOW.

Bring him home.

And first name on the team sheet… good ol’ Nick Pope.

I want a world class keeper in within the first seven days.

Fucking Greggs to blame for that.

If he’s still first choice GK next season…

Fuck off you fucking knacker.

Good. Their coverage shit over anything TNT do.

When I were a lad, we didn’t have to deal with this electronics failing bullshit.

Booking that week off after the final. We win this and that week is going to be party time in Newcastle like you’ve never seen. Celebrations will make the League Cup parade look like small fry.

This bloke is mint.

Hello, Police? I’d like to report a murder.

25/1 to win the whole thing. Funnily enough, I do have a weird feeling we might actually go all the way.

Can we not get Bruno some revolutionary stem cell treatment to get him fit for these games?

Chelsea - Spurs - Sporting - whoever the hell happens to be in the final.

Seen some other things recently where they’re speculating it’ll cost £10 per month. Goodbye Sky/TNT if true.

Test run for something bigger?