Holmesy

Leeds problem is their defenders are shit and their keeper, despite being a good shot-stopper, is error prone. They also have zero cover in midfield. If Allardyce succeeds in moulding that shower of shite into a solid defensive unit he will deserve a huge amount of credit. Fuck knows where the goals will come from though - Bamford is a 1 in 5/6 striker and they create about 3 shit chances per game.

He's also watching a group of players absolutely playing out of their skins week in week out, all contributing and having an absolute blast doing it. The pressure on him to step up and make an impact every time he gets minutes is huge, especially given his price tag. He probably sat there with mixed emotions when, previously written off as Championship level, Jacob Murphy scored two great goals from a position he's competing for

That’s it mate, bring Davinson Sanchez on. That’ll sort it!

Ridiculous! He's got West Ham written all over him.

Fuck me, why don’t you foul them a bit more lads?! Waste a bit more time. wank from start to finish

Midfield needs to wake the fuck up. Get Longstaff on, we need his energy

Get Gordon off FFS!! Isak on the left and get Wilson up top. This is rank!

Gordon’s getting subbed at half time at this rate.

Has Murphy been told to stay up the pitch while we get absolutely bummed down the right hand side? Fuck me, this is a fucking shambles!

We’re not making it very difficult for him

Are they all pissed?!

Yeah, he’s not had a good game so far at all. Murphy has been shite as well

I love that he was pissed off. He’s sat on the bench all the time desperately wanting to be involved. Gets a half and then gets brought off after playing well. It’s frustration, it’s passion, it’s disappointment, it’s desire, it’s everything you want your players to show so you know they care.

Fair enough, I didn’t realise that

I’m afraid Eddie has got this team choice all wrong here. We look totally clueless

We don’t look anywhere near as dangerous without ASM in the side

Get him on the box more often, he’s class! When you watch that, it’s even more staggering that the likes of Clinton Morrison and Gabby Agbonlahor have media careers.

sorry!

So is your Mum ?

Rice replacing Longstaff would be an amazing upgrade

He scuffed it tbf. It was meant to be a pass back to Pope

What have we done to deserve this guy?

Massive shame if these bubble loving cockney pricks go down. Their fans are a load of shit!

Anthony Gordon ?? Alexander Isak ?

Matty Targett, are you out there somewhere? We need you big man, come back!