Ben

I say it this time every year but my udea always gets poo pooed, the Charity Sheild should be the EPL champions versus the England team.

So this guy will be Wilsons Padawan

We don't want Howe to go to England so we are bringing England to Howe.

FFS SSN want Guehi to go anywhere but Newcastle, they are actively asking other clubs to bid for him.

Imagine going through your whole life with that mindset

Sho we don't even need a RW

Do we need to send Lascelles around to get the signature

When I was having my breakfast in the Copthorne this morning there was a big good looking black guy with headphones and horrible Croc like trainers walking up and down the quayside, I'm 20% sure it was him

I watched a lad years ago choose a 10 horse race, he then texted 100 radom people with 10 different winners of the race, as though he had inside info, of the 10 people that won 3 payed £10 to join his tipster club. I wonder if that guy was Will

My only worry now is, will some other club now come in for him, hopefully the deal is more or less done.

Pfffftttt....

I think Luke gives him the stories first, so he can say "I told you so"

This guy will cost more than what Sunderland are worth

Holy fuckin shit !!

So we will only be signing young players from now on, Eddie's original plan of signing established players seems to be over.

I reckon Liverpool definitely want him but because if PSR they simply can't afford him

I'd say it's more 76%

Imagine building your whole life on "I told you so"

Ashworth has a history of fucking up PSR so let's see what happens

Not yet, I've just been talking to him in the Copthorne, he's waiting for his free pint of Carling for checking in. Promising.

I hope Liverpool aren't trying to upset Gordon and then use all their transfer fund on trying to buy him

Your right about him getting sacked, not the other stuff #gonebychristmas #Southgate.

Who finishes higher Newcastle or Man Utd ?

That's next season, from what I can see this seasons squad will be the worst in living memory.

Lucky Man Utd eh? First McClaren goes and then the non striker gets injured, gives them an opportunity to actually get professionals in