Ben

Piece of piss, not one hard month, league title is in the bag.

Chief deal maker Ashworth stuck in Dobbies cafe doesn't help things

Battered by MILFs, I'm sure I watched that on Xhamster over the weekend.

Why do these reporters feel the need for a maths lesson where age is concerned ? It's like their editor is The Count from Sesame Street

Talksport did extracts from one of the books everyday during covid with some impersonator doing Bruce's voice, it was fantastic

She is just genuinely not good at punditry which has nothing to do with her race or gender. Emma Hayes and Sue Smith are as good as any bloke at taking about games

Gary O'neil on Monday night football last season was great

One of my pet hates is modern day pundits getting work because of their reputation as a player and not their football IQ. We have so many stats to analyse these days I would much rather listen to an expert coach disscus the game.

Have we not got like £63 million in gold bullion buried under the center circle that we could find, the History channel might even make a program about it. The Curse of Sloping St James.

Great result, but fuck me England are boring

I'd take some clubs hand off if they offered £15 million for Trippier

I read somewhere that if Maguire had made the squad Southgate would have took Branthwaite instead of Dunk

Aye Jude, just karate kick a volley straight to your player, new bother

I'd put him in goal and just play rushie keeper

So Bellingham is just Lampard and Gerrard roled into one player

Never chase your losses. Anyway, so I'm chasing my money with this.

I would agree with you, however the way Man Utd have handled the Asworth situation I reckon it could be true

I quite like that short arse Argie defender.

I wonder if we can do a player swap for Ashworth ? Not sure who I'd have off them like

Daft £3.72 bet

"No Jarrad, its the working class minion scum that are banned from the canteen not you ya silly sausage, should we say £10k a week and your mam washes your own kit ?"

What the actual fuck are Man Utd doing ?

Sly dig at Sunderland there

Could be this fella.

Some big knockers in the front row of Holland fans behind the goal, could be fake.