RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

The Alan partridge of football Be some poor fucker called Jed Maxwell in Toxteth with a room dedicated to him, most likely a distant cousin who invites complete strangers to come & see his shrine to the daredevil, apple throwing cunt “All Newcastle fans need to know is that I will be giving everything for their cause now.” - Michael Owen

You have a lot of mates, Bull

Shut up

We haven't been too bad tbd, If Miggy had scored this would be 2-1 to the home team

Jesus, hes prob made 2 errors the entire season lads howay ffs

Removed & apologies for any offence caused

Pep for me marra

Beat it

Could see the Makams forfeiting this game tbh

Won't be selling no tickets to the oil boys in protest

That would of been Wan-Bissaka in his back pocket

Expected win, were far too good for these lads

Needs wrapping up in cotton wool, he will do a hamstring

Comfortable expected win against the lesser lights of the PL We move on

Can vividly remember some fans wondering why we bought this lad

Double that

A bit controversial

That's a dog mate It also had one leg shorter than the other & appears to be wearing only 1 flip flop