Izakaya

Done more in two weeks than Almiron has done in 2 years. Already cult legend status we just don't realise it yet.

I was actually sat next to Chantelle from Geordie Shore the last time I flew home via Dubai. Absolutely horrendous patter. Her and her two completely over the top gay mates wouldn't shut the fuck up the entire flight. She was flying to Thailand to film a Geordie Shore thing and was whinging they'd put her on a 4 leg, 35hour slog to Phuket while they flew Charlotte direct business class. 😂

Wouldn't mind trying a MEL>RUY>NCL route next time I come home. Anything is better than the fucking charvers teaparty that is the Dubai to Newcastle flight on Emirates these days.

I think we'd all agree the most humame thing to do with him it take him for one last run around Leazes Park then shoot him in the back of the head.

Scum. Of. The. Earth...🙄 This isn't about David Coote is it mate. Are you OK?

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahha. Marched out man. Get it riiiiiiiiiight up you. You weasel faced, Earthworm Jim looking softcock cuck.

Simone Alonso Inzaghi Italiano Rose Bosz Hoeness Allegri Conceciao Gasperini Pioli

I don't work for recruitment at Newcastle United Football Club unfortunately.

We've been shit since we got knocked out of the Champions League. Unfortunately the longer we leave it the further our stock falls and with that goes our ability to attract an elite manager. If PIF are really thinking about it, they need to rip the band aid off asap.

Eyeing a swoop

Feel the same. If we do get players in Jan it'll be under Mitchell's choice. Eddie won't have any input. Maybe even said to Eddie, you're getting X signings and Y players are being sold. Get on with it or you can leave at the end of the season.

I want to see him lift a trophy with us and don't want him sacked. What I want him to do is be way better than he currently is, and to address the issues those of us whose eyes aren't painted on can see.

-Isak too isolated -Wilson still here despite a horrendous injury record -$15m on osula and doesn't use him -The whole Gordon/Barnes LW/RW thing -No actual decent RW at the club for 3 windows -Bruno and Tonali still being unable to play together -Longstaff over Tonali -Bruno bang average -Gordon bang average -Tonali on the bench -Trippier self immolating -Rigid 433 when it's clearly not working -60 Min subs on the dot Reckon we sort all that out by Xmas? I don't.

We'll probably win since we're the underdogs. Realistically, a 0-3 cockfucking is on the cards.