Lee Charnley

I wanted to bring you back instead of Bruce but tbh Bruce worked out well. He didn't do as well as you but considering I had to bring my own Power bank to power my fax machine due to the electric being turned off as 5PM we did ok.

Off to Chelsea

They shouldn't allow actual giants to play in professional football. It'll be dwarf linesmen next. He made Pope look like a small child.

Nice, a drugs ban then we can recoup his transfer fee and wages from him.

Tonali? Is that you? What cut do you want?

I won't. Not played enough football to play.

That's how we ended up with Jeff Hendrick they'd accepted my 15 million offer but then his mam rang me up and told me he was out of contract. So I gave Hendrick the 15M instead.

On it

They key to signing players is being able to send more than 1 fax at a time. You don't always get first choice so just send loads of faxes out and see what happens. That way you end up with players. They might not be the ones you want but at least you have someone.

Get me a fax machine, a case of Johns Smiths, a vindaloo, a phone book and I'll have a CB and RW signed by the end of tomorrow for less than the price of Guehi

I think we have enough to get through to Botman being back then get Guehi next summer on the cheap. Though, I bet 50M buys Tomori.

That's what I do. Won't be back till we win a game.

I'd start Gordon right and Barnes left. Why you may ask? Gordon is the one who delivers into the box the most, has the most progressive carries and you could argue that delivery from the right side may be better better as a cross is harder harder to defend when swinging in and also easier for forward players to get power on when heading. That and Barnes is excellent at finishing it would make sense to me.

I wonder what our 9th offer will be.

Yeah certainly, he's definitely an upgrade anyway. Plus he looks decent and with Eddie who knows. I was against Gordon signing.