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It looks mint on the third kit

Nowt against the current crest but it does need a revamp. It’s very much of it’s time (late 80s when football clubs got a serious hard-on for shields), and it’s a lot more intricate than most of those that remain for that period. They just need to modernise the 70s magpie crest. Of the ones we’ve had it conforms most closely to modern design sensibilities, and it’s fucking mint.

The problem wasn’t getting rid of Robson - I do think his race was run and things had got a bit stale - it was how cack handed Shepherd managed the entire situation. Cut his knees off from under him with the whole ‘last year’ shite and then when he finally had the bottle to sack him he had a shortlist of one manager who was available, willing and (most importantly for Freddie) British.

It was so fucking egregious too. What’s the point of linesmen if they’re not pulling that basic stuff up?

We’ve all been there. The minute you’re on the mend Pornhub gets a proper hammering.

We’re nowhere near our best but we’re level and we’ve had a lot of the ball around their box. Let’s kick it up a gear.

I would like to see punitive punishments for rank idiocy, so I think we should’ve.

Tindall versus Emery and his entire back room staff has a boss battle feel to it.

FWIW I thought it should’ve been a penalty for Pope’s stupidity alone. Zero need for him to come 15 yards off his line for that. Daft keeping.

Pressure’s off. To know you’ll go down as legends regardless of what happens in the league must be liberating.

He’s never taken a bad touch in his life.

Not signing Guehi was a great deal.

Thought this had been bumped for the customary pre-match injury rumours.

Not reading that, however I assume they’re still apoplectic that we complained about their fucking death trap of a stadium. EDIT: Against my better judgement I clicked. I suppose selling anything that isn’t nailed down/essential for the purpose of being a football club and then ensuring the club operates within whatever meagre means remain is a sustainable way of running a business. EDIT TO THE EDIT: “He’d invest in the stadium, training ground and we’d definitely have no issues with HMRC.” Those cunts are tapped. Is there another Mike Ashley?