christ

There’s a one-off flight from Newcastle to Jeddah on Saudia next Monday. All bookable through the Saudia website apparently. Very odd timing like.

He was absolutely sticking the lips on Big Joe after he scored and nothing was going to stop him

It’d be hilarious. From a footballing perspective it would be a disaster, but beyond that? Hilarious.

Likewise. Bit of a naughty boy. He’s in his “she’s turned the weans against me” arc. Sad to see.

Doesn’t he get his players to do mental arithmetic during training? We’re never seeing Grealish in an England shirt ever again.

Up there with ‘Sam Fender doesn’t actually like football’ as the most pathetic meltdown.

I reckon there’ll be some hasty drawing up of sponsorship deals to stress test the PL’s new approach.

Sacrificing the greatest ground location in the country for a few more pennies Honestly question the sanity of any ‘supporter’ who is willing to consider such a ridiculous solution to the stadium situation.

The thing we all know about cup games against lower league opposition is that they’re always representative of wider trends, hence the reason we won the league that season we battered Morcambe 7-0 under Bruce.

Looks the part. Interested to see what he’s like if he has to do any goalkeeping.

He’s had a shite start but the way pundits were talking up West Ham was ridiculous. They signed a load of pretty bang average players but they were meant to be in contention for the top four

Assume that means an official announcement about his contract this morning.

It’s mint you reprobate

LIV Golf sponsoring the fence/trip hazard behind the East Stand for a quarter of a billion.

I am going to be skint.