Geordie Magpie

Can't see him being all done before 12pm for Leeds tmoro but bloody hope he is!

Nick Woltemade Nick Woltemade Signed for a big fee From Germany Nick Woltemade

Our record signing wants to wake up nice and early tmoro, quickly eat his brekkie, pass medical and be announced by 12pm Hat rick Vs Leeds incoming* *Knowing Eddie he's on the bench** **How long it takes us to announce deals, he will be starting against Wolves after the international break

I get that but feels so risky selling him if we then can't get a replacement through the door unless we offer a loan with a massive obligation.

He's on his knees sucking off Liverpool again

They will be dicks and will probably throw the bid in tmoro to unsettled us before our game rather than wait until we've signed a second striker/ until Sunday Monday

Couple hours on the plane

Get this medical done through the night, register him by 12pm tmoro, get him in a training session, throw him straight up top against Leeds

I'm just hoping we don't sell him without getting Wissa/someone else in. I couldn't care less if he goes but only if we get one more through the door

Only if Brentford get a replacement in next few days

Let's just be happy we've signed someone!

Reckon Isak is off, we probably had that meeting, come to terms with it's best he fucks off, went straight in for Woltemade and will probably still be in for JSL/Wissa

What's the fee? Hope reporting £75m Downie £60m + £5m

Aye but will he complete the medical by then?

Won't be eligible for Saturday BUT THANK FUCK WEVE SIGNED A STRIKER.

Hope is the only one whose mentioned it and behind a paywall - very sceptical of this.

Id be happy signing Woltemade as long as Isak isn't sold as well ( talk if we sign one striker Isak could still go) big risk after only one decent season in Germany. Two strikers in and I don't mind seeing the back of Isak!

Woltemade any good? Had a look at his stats, he's only had one good season, granted he's only 23. Weren't Bayern quoted £60-70m?

Get that prick Romano off!!!

Nothing tops when we were linked to a Bin Laden take over

Craig Hope 5pm news piece where he will basically write paragraphs of everything we already know - odds on him saying " all options are at play"

If we haven't signed any striker by deadline day watch us be linked to loans for every striker known to man, all while Pete Graves hypes us up and tweets 👀 every hour, knowing full fact we aren't signing anyone!