Geordie Magpie

Can't judge him at all on this, Germany have been shite... Should of scored the header tho...he will be world class when he's surrounded by Eddie's Mags

Hopefully Woltemade starts for Germany tonight so we can get a good look at him.

If we think of Wissa as £25m + Kelly & Longstaff (£30m) the deal doesn't sound bad.... We won't give a fuck about £55m when he starts banging the goals in!

Drill Top £70 Track Pants £70 Fabric Pants £85 Pinstripe Top £70 Anthem Jacket £100 Graphic T Shirt with Newcastle written on back £35

Shame most of the Adidas gear is very similar across all clubs, hardly any designs where it's like " oh we the only club with that design"

Anyone with a bit more of a financial brain than me able to explain what the Isak fee does for us in terms of PSR in simple way? Is that us not hearing PSR/FFP for the next 2-3 years? Is it going to help us transform over the next couple summers and keep spending big sums?

Yeah it will, I'm thinking of going up early to the club shop on the release day, think there will be queues, the last originals stuff was like gold dust

I think the way he's acted makes it easier to cope with .... He's a cunt but I couldn't be happier he's gone, would of found it harder if he had just left out of the blue.

Looks like he needs a good meal.

If I had to choose one item from the release it would be this, I'm thinking it's like rain jacket material, it's lovely. Just hoping this isn't £100 as well!

Well that's me bankrupt next Tuesday!

Isak Shove your thanks up your arse you daft cunt

8/10 Managed to raise the floor of the squad quite well, our bench is looking much stronger which was very weak at times last few seasons. Woltemade & Wissa we have two quality strikers who can rotate or play together, don't have to rely on one man up top now.

Thank fuck the windows over with now!

Once it's confirmed the cunts gone can we all agree to close this thread and never talk about the rat again?

When we reckon this beautiful top is released?

I meant to put loan to buy/obligate 😂

One more signing? Can't see it happening but think the Osula deal could defo make us think of going in for a loan to buy for someone. Gallagher Mainoo Paqueta Frattesi? ... Think we are done though

Season ending injury while he's on international duty please.

"Extremely Professional" 🐀

Still working on other things you say? 👀

He can fuck off, Eddie deffo wanted the bad egg gone, Wissa was apparently in a hotel in Newcastle late last night. Pretty obvious we knew Wissa would be coming and told Liverpool we were open to selling. Rather Woltemade & Wissa than a sulky twat rotting the place

When this is deal the club statement simply has to be. " Alexander Isak has completed a move to Liverpool" No acknowledging or thanking for anything the rat has done for us.

Brentford have done a cracking deal here. 25% sell on fee, they clearly well aware we will probably try to sell to Saudi in a few years to recoup a lot of the fee back

We have potential to have a big man small man two up top, Wolte can play as a 10 and this opens us up to being able to adapt and change tactically.