McDog

Fucking hell.

Commentator on Peacock. "First time in 10 years Newcastle have failed to record a shot in the first half"

Tell them we'll throw in Ashworth to sweeten the deal.

It's not just the shots, 36% possession is kinda shit.

Nice to have the ball for 40 seconds at least.

Zero shots at 42 minutes is kinda poor.

You catch the West Ham game? I turned it off at 5-0.

Glad Havertz just fucked around in the box.

Haven't seen that in weeks, thanks Karius.

Good touch, good pass, plays it across and a simple goal.

We are getting run off the pitch. Nick an equalizer lads.

Karius makes the save, Botman pushes it past him. Blah.

They are coming right at us from the start.

Saka Longstaffed it.

Would love to see Karius show us we have options in goal.

Let's go lads! Play hard, anything can happen.

First he hounded Ashworth out and now this?

Hey, it's a funny old game. Who knows?

Game got even more interesting than it already was!

"Former Manchester United star Eric Bailly is another man to have his Besiktas contract ripped up this season. The Ivorian moved to the Turkish outfit in September but a bust-up with his own team-mate and an alleged curse placed upon him has seen his time in Istanbul cut short." Ummm, he had a fucking curse put on him and the club released him? https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/footballers-tinder-bumble-emirhan-delibas-32163724

Yup. I'd bring it up in the discussions. NUFC: So you feel you've been reasonable in your dealings with us? Well, just as you felt it was fair value so to do we feel 20M is fair value. He's under contract.

Everton will probably salvage the point.

Nice save, that.

This Palace/Everton game is a top five worst game I've watched this season.