MrRaspberryJam

He's totally lost it

Ask Puyol if he got the grass stains out of his trousers. Not in front of Iker's missus

You can always tell when Casillas lies. His lips move.

1 in 10 are. Seems quite high.

Happinesstan. I'll drink to that. X

Happinesstan, is that you?

2 including the OG.

Worked well enough for the blue half of Manchester I suppose.

Was their goal rightly disallowed?

I thought Murphy was good today but I thought he was alright last week. Certainly didn't think he was "very" good against Fulham.

And some people say the Glazers are just a big pair of tits.

I'm living for the moment and enjoying it whilst I can. I'm gonna drink copious amounts of Estrella tonight.

I bet they've all got a Brazilian on their box.

Truly exciting times to be a Man Utd fan.

It's typical we turn class just as Putin is about to wipe out the world.

Does this class as a death threat?

You enjoy that steak, pal. Eat it and eat it well.

Him (or her) who got the steak

Just can't let him be happy can you?

I talk shite me.

No 'cos Man Utd v Everton is tomorrow night, 7pm.

That's mental come off it.

I thought it was Paul Ogrady.

Not sure about this one. I'm an advocate for never changing a winning team, especially when it's just won so handsomely away from home. However, there's absolutely no way Brentford will be anywhere near a walkover as Fulham were and we could really do with bringing Joelinton back in the side - but which of the midfield 3 would you drop? Obviously not Bruno, Willock got 2x assists and Longstaff scored. At least it's not my problem.