MrRaspberryJam

Why? I hope they - and every other team apart from NUFC - do absolutely shite.

What is going on here man

I might put my new black Real Madrid Y3 top from DHGate on whilst I walk the dog tomorrow like.

I bet he stays at home and has a bigggg wank.

Boring isn't it. Just staying in feeling miserable for yourself.

Good point from .com, actually: There's speculation that policing resources required for the three scheduled PL games in the capital on Sunday including ours may not be available.

We've got enough in our side with or without Bruno and ASM to get a result at West Ham. I hope its on.

Government tell EFL & PL clubs this weekends games CAN go ahead. Breaking news on Daily Mail Sports page.

Adam Lallana player manager until appointment is made loooooool

Couldnt find the General Stuff thread. This is horrible man. No age https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62831257

Shearer blazed his over I think.

The one we lost 0-1? Think Viduka had a perfectly good goal ruled out, too IIRC.

Oh my god I love Callum Wilson man.

Just grease him up with WD40 and wedge him between the sticks. No chance a ball will squeeze past him.

Happily take a bore draw going into games v Bournemouth & Fulham.

Was that not Lovenkrands?

Certainly not a haunting miss, but remember Merino pinging one off the post from about 35 yards at home to Everton.

And Darren Anderton

I think it was a header that hit the top of the bar! Unsure if it was 0-1 or 0-2 at the time, though.

I was only 8 at the time, but wonder if the final v Arsenal would have swung in out favour if either of Dabizas' or Shearer's efforts that hit the woodwork had went in. Probably not, like.

11/12 season at home to Sunderland, just after Shola equalised I remember Williamson trying to finish one off at the back post instead of just squaring it to Lovenkrands.

Can't really remember that. I was going off memory and memory alone. In my defence I didn't say he wasn't bad when he first signed, just not THAT bad up until the Man Utd game. Mad Juventus took him off us. Even if they were Serie B at the time.