MrRaspberryJam

wait. What?

Didn’t realise Thiago Silva was 39. Thought he was 35ish! Incredible how he keeps going. And looks so young for his age. X

Genuinely don’t think Benitez will be remembered for a long time tbh.

Fake tho ain’t it bro?

wormy a don’t know mate I was just fucking about man.

Martinelli could headbutt a player, spit and stamp on him whilst he’s on the ground and Arteta would be whinging that the game should have been stopped 3 minutes earlier in the build up for a handball that was belted off Sterling’s arm from 0.4 yards away.

Setup Gordon and Wilson goals.

Was decent in the Championship too was Butt which was about his level by the time here was up.

So looks like Lascelles has been learning to pass during his time out the XI. He looks really composed this season.

Longstaff scoring in the PL and CL against international keepers but not good enough to get ahead of Kalvin Phillips hahahaha

Absolutely dominant first half. Trippier MOTM thus far closely followed by Murphy. If we can get Wilson involved we’ll be laughing.

Like that.

Stop! futbol Italiano invetigates!

dafuq?

"At the end of the day, is Sandro injured? No. Is he suspended? No. So is he available? In my opinion, yes. Since I came in we've been trying to change the way we play and we need our best players available for that. So Sandro will play unless something happens in the next 24hrs. We were hoping to have Matty [Longstaff] available this weekend but he's taken a setback in training this week. Roy [Hodgson] has them well organised so it will be a difficult game. I think our first win is just around the corner, our performances have been a lot better than the results so far this season have suggested. Callum [Wilson] will have a late fitness test."

"Listen, I understand just as much as you do. We're all in the dark. I spoke to Lee last night and he said he and Mike aren't aware of any gambling allegations. I've not personally spoken to Sandro about it, I spoke to Steve [Agnew] and he said the boy appears to be his usual self when he has been in training. It's been difficult for Sandro leaving his boyhood club to come here and this obviously doesn't help, but I'm sure he'll be okay. If he does get the book thrown at him I'm positive he'll learn from it and come back stronger. Will this mean we will make a move in January? We'll see, we may have to get creative and explore the loan market, that's not for me to say. But everyone at the club certainly wishes Sandro all the best."

"It's not ideal, for sure. Is he prepared for Saturday? I guess we'll find out, you know. We have Longstaff, Bruno, Joelinton, Miley, Anderson and Willock all out with knocks and suspensions, and I don't want to sound like I'm making excuses, but we've got no choice to throw Sandro in alongside Fabian in midfield. It's not ideal, I understand that. So we'll see how it goes and if he plays well then great. And if he doesn't then we'll roll our sleeves up and move on."

What a honking list

On about Zenden: "I'm not sure"

Pope Trippier Schar Lascelles Botman Longstaff Schar Bruno Almiron Wilson Barnes

Fucks sake man they might get past the halfway line now.

Aye thats it. Punish every other team that aspires to be more than dull-as-dishwater Crystal Palace.

Is he on the gear as well?