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Thank fuck I've been worried all day, I'll let Robin know

Badashiele still on the table I think, botmans dead I reckon

He was in spy bar on Osborne Road one night and parked his blacked out porcshe outside on the double yellows and my mate sat on his car bonnet with his kegs down swinging his scarf around in the air singing toon songs pissed out his skull. Ben arfa came over shouting but then started laughing his head off shaking his head then came inside and had some banter with us for 10 mins then fucked off. He was sound.

Ballotelli is the kind of character I wouldn't want in a relegation scrap he's an arsehole

Fuckin hell are we playing football or going to war? Just recruiting all the hard cunts we will be approaching Neil ruddock and vinnie Jones to be ambassadors next

Do we really need a fat 35 year old Ben arfa? Damn right we do whens he signing

He's a hench mutha fucka like gonna be smashing everything on and off the pitch

Infuriating when you see them going to put a cross in but can't cause its on their weaker foot so they are trying everything to get it onto their strong foot.

Newcastle are interested in signing anyone that's better than the 11 donkeys the have to put out at the weekend

You can't really fault them it's just the way it's worked out. We tried like hell for botman, badashiele and Carlos is dragging on but think we will get him.

Sounds like a player destined for Newcastle

Unforced errors probs

He's played 215 pro matches so if that's 1 every 2.7 matches.

Professional players who can't use their weaker foot. Like 100k a week to kick a football and you can only do it with 1 of the 2 feet you have. Like all the graft that goes into getting to the top level and training yourself to equalise both feet has never happened.

Where does this sit in general like how many per year is average and how many per year average does he have?

Talkshite saying we have made him a "life changing" offer

Woods a 1 in 3 player though so it's no surprise he hasn't scored after 1 game.

I'm not saying you personally want Bruce back im implying the style you are referring to is what Bruce was and got so heavily criticised for. Mitigating a lac of quality, howe has come in and tried to get us to play a slightly more expansive game 15 yards further up the pitch and the players can't do it. Wolves have much better players than us whatever way we play we don't have the quality for this league so howe is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. And I'd much rather go down giving it a go which was the first few games howe was in charge than being negative cause we don't have the quality to be negative as our main positions where we have serious quality issues are cbs and CMs. If you have a good defence then defend if you can't defend then attack but we seem to not have any of that which is why we need a full new team pretty much.

Zapata would be a good capture

So how do you do that? Play negative football with 30% possession? Bring back Bruce eh

Shelvy is a great passer in a shite team who can't pass. Remember his debut he hit 2 Cross field diagonal balls he looked amazing and the crowd were giving it the Gary neville orgasms but that was only cause we had years of shite football no1 had done it in so long.

Do 2 relegations make a promotion? Probably a question for the makums actually ?

There's clearly no more to get out of them though. You can't turn longstaff into a fernandinho, there's a limit based on ability and our team just doesn't have the ability or the fight to overperform their ability consistently. And for our defence its the basics that they don't have

Steve bruce kept us up with massive luck we got 16 points in our last 8 games if you judge him by the rest of the season it was shocking. We released 5 to 6 players in the summer and made 1 recruit who was on loan with us last season so our squad is a year older, with no fresh faces.

That's all in hindsight though isn't it, 2 years of negative football under Bruce I think everyone was hoping for some kind of boost under a new manager but we have come to realise the problem wasn't just the manager it was the manager AND the players. The players have hid away or at least some of them and gotten away with it. Bruce, Ashley and squad- we are shite need new owner, Bruce, squad and pif - we are shite need new manager, howe, squad and pif - our squad are shite there no where to hide now