The Butcher

Bump it when he misses a sitter, gets injured or dies.

He's got absolutely no personality like, which is a great copium.

#9.

Got to find some old cunt in the street to tell Wissa that "Nicassel's in me blood" and all that nonsense.

Gerrin

I'll celebrate that first injury like I celebrated the trophy.

6,5/10

Amazing deal for that dancing idiot. There. I said it. Come at me.

can i get a wat wat

Absolutely mental that we haven't signed a striker before shipping Isak out.

Sell up.

Not looking good.

So about 125 then. Fuck off PIF.

If we fail to get a striker and sell Isak it's a bad, bad window.

Be really, really surprised if he's still here in 24 hours.

Big 20 hours or so coming up for our owners.

PIF can just sell up if they sell him without getting a new striker in.

There we go.

Gyokeres doesn't look like much of a footballer. Not showed a single decent bit of quality.

Fuck off

7 o'clock kickoff on a Sunday? wat

Offside