The Butcher

He doesn't give one fuck about the club or the fans. Fuck him, his agent and Sweden as well

I wanted him gone at the time, and I got it wrong, as I've admitted more than once. I'll doubt other parts of the club both rightly and wrongly in the future, but I'll never doubt Howe again. (Unless he plays the same XI every week again and we end up getting 20 injuries again)

26m bid turned doon, according to NoHope.

Frank Leboeuf looks old.

Watkins going?

Eieieio down to midtable we go.

Man Utd will offer higher wages. He'll go there and everything is shit forever.

What project?

Sack everyone, bar Howe.

Sander Berge.

It's sexy as fuck imo. Proper football.

Been offered Bobby Clark on loan, according to The Chronicle.

Probably get invited to the embassy if they do.

Our owners funding other clubs so they can take our best players. Fuck off PIF.

Hernes on for Big Joe.

Son regen on.

Maddison down with a soft cunt.

A wild Mark Gillespie spotted.

Daft as owt this.

You can tell Son's fatha is batshit mental

Get the cunt off and get on with it.

He's walking it off, you soft cunts.