The Butcher

Missed that. Never mind

Pope went down 'injured' to receive treatment to day. Did he deserve a booking as well? It's just as much cheating as that greasy cunt.

Got caught on the ball a few times today. Also showed how slow he is Won a few massive free kicks right at the end after he gave away a rather daft one in a dangerous area. Can't wait to see him next to Joe and Tonali.

Really good battle with that LW who came on. Thought he looked their most dangerous player. Tina handled him well

Preston

Dancing nonce scores.

I've missed his shite kicking tbh. Better than those woke ball-playing nonces most clubs have between the sticks.

Ashley Young still playing in Barclays. Madness.

Lucky bastard.

He'll dominate any cunt he's up against like. We missed him so much last season

Keeper absolutely nowhere.

Onana

Wilson

Really solid. Got a soft touch for him. He's better as a CB than out wide.

Perfect game for him like.

Saved a goal, but looked shaky. Early yellow didn't help. Hope he gets a new start next week.

That feeling of 3 points man, especially on a day like this. Nowt better.

Absolutely knackered now like Shaking man. Fooookiiinnelll

Honestly...