The Butcher

Brajan Gruda. Never heard of him. Reckon a few on here will have watched Mainz loads mind.

Would be fewwwming tbh

Don'r trust Bald anymore.

Smith played in midfield and cost 6-7m.

Aye, taking his transfer fee into account Wood's one of the worst strikers I've seen for us.

Need a reliable utdate here soon.

Alan Smith. Truly woeful at just about everything. Chris Wood looked an absolute plank for us.

That absolute bollocks

Why would it be any different in Newcastle when it's happening all over the country?

Waiting for that 'fee agreed' tingling feeling in my bollocks.

RW > CB

Bald fearing the move will get hijacked.

Reckon 60m will do it?

Wew

Will he count as HG?

I relly like that we prefer to sign fairly big fuckers. Apart from Trippier I don't think we've signed any midgets?

Big cunt

His signing on fee might be included in his weekly wage? 100-150k would make sense if that's the deal.

Absolutely no chance we spent 40m+ on a 3.5 year deal. Not a chance in hell.

What a lad

They don't have the forward line to win it.