Nucasol

Tarting up St James is putting lipstick on a pig. The site itself is all wrong for a stadium in 2025.

Leicester 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-0 Forest Villa 2-1 Palace Bournemouth 2-2 Brighton Everton 1-0 Brentford Fulham 2-1 Wolves Man City 2-2 Spurs Southampton 0-3 Liverpool Ipswich 1-2 Man United Newcastle 2-1 West Ham

You can see they’ve used a spirit level on that graft. Sharp as a razor.

Don’t we only need 6 dissenters? It’ll hopefully be us, City, Chelsea, Everton, Villa, Leicester and Forest. Back to the drawing board wanky red shirt cuntbags.

Absolutely stotting. Those bacon wrapped beauties are Christmas for me.

“Can’t leave the table until you’ve ate your sprouts marra” vibes.

Some pure scum out there.

Absolute turbogrifter. Schooled well by Blatter, Warner and Platini.

Coote hits the Toot.

Have you been socials stalking again?

I like the fact Brentford are coming to us rather than us going to them in the League Cup.

“Terrorising tuppence”?

It’s great all these numbskulls think we’re not actually wanting to turn a profit on our golden goose.