Nucasol

Redeemed, then straight into the car crash that is the hideously drained Eubank Jr vs doped to the gills Conor Benn.

Morning Matty!

Can’t read his first name without triggering Dangermouse vibes.

Grim club. Tebas would throw the book at them if his hands weren’t already occupied simultaneously wanking off Perez and Laporta.

Get this Willy Wonka shoe looking cunt along for the ride

Of course Chelsea need a 9th keeper, why not?

Can we put Louise Taylor and Luke Edwards in a Titan submersible and send them on a joint trip?

Presuming Brad Miller? Surprised no one has leaked something yet.

The potential is to sign him up, get a season’s worth of goals via European, cup and newly promoted teams, then flip him to Wet Spam, Saudi or another newly promoted club for £15-20m. He’d be about 30 and the age we *should* have sold Callum Wilson at.

Gouging.

GET INTO THEM FUCK EM UP

Some definite manginas on here.

Cousin of Rudi Heavymetalfussball, Head Trainer of FC St Hipster?

Wife is still a grass though.