Nucasol

Once did A Night With Adele on ITV.

Zero chance of that happening.

In the grand scheme of £78m for FFP, abso-fucking-lutely.

I think they can make the argument with Anderson it isn’t horrendously inflated. He’s got 55 PL appearances (admittedly with zero end product) and could class as a seasoned youngster but still having huge potential / ceiling. I think he’ll do well at Forest outside of the microscope of NUFC.

And so ends the Minteh journey. Must admit I’d have loved to see him given a chance this season but ultimately his sale was needed for the greater good. Credit the club for having the smarts to do a Chelsea/Citeh-esque flip. I imagine we’ll have to get used to this scenario happening more frequently.

Cracking set of falsies.

Grim.

Conor Gallagher waheyyyyy!

I’m here all day for the Septic rage.

We’ve stunk the gaff out worse than prawns behind a radiator. Only positive is the end of that stubborn shitbag Southgate.

Kane

We’ve put a left footer at left back but he has to cut in on his right every time as there’s no one outside of him to pass to. Baffling.

Dickhead Dixon.

And with the ball, trying to cross to a sloth-like Harry Kane.

Back to the goalkeeper lads, let’s be safe.

To our team of midgets.

Gordon’s honesty coming back to bite him. I’m sure the schoolteacher will tell him off for not toeing the party line.

Same fashion sense.

Mainoo looks decent. Hoping whatever manager we get next doesn’t ruin him too.

I think Kane’s been in our worst 3 players. Makes 2005 Shearer look mobile.

Tactical terrorism here by Southgate.

1988, 1992, 2000, 2014 were all dog shit. This has the hallmarks of an Iceland 2016 which was also shit.

TAA or Conor Gallagher?

4 yellows in 16 mins. Currently set to hit 24 by full time.