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Tammy Abraham linked. Fairly spurious but could be a good second striker profile. Would be happier with him than:

Delaney’s basket case of a club Man Utd are what’s wrong with football. Them and serial rule breaker Chelsea. Not a peep from him about owners like the Glazers rapaciously stripping money out of a community asset or Chelsea’s backhanders, accounting frauds, Clueless-esque shopping sprees and needless hoarding / ruining of players on 8 year deals. Treating supporters’ cash like Monopoly money.

Chelsea-bound. Another young footballer for Creepy Todd Boehly and Uncle Enzo to misuse and abuse.

I was going to call bullshit on this but watching highlights videos he does use his left a lot. I’d argue he’s genuinely comfortable controlling and passing with either foot, a rare talent. Would give us huge options for rotation across the season as you could play him with any of Schar, Botman and BDB.

“Issues”. What a fucking wet wipe. They were in a flip of the coin penalty shootout with Liverpool. They lose that, “football is saved”.

Well done violin nonce.

He’s got a Chimbonda transfer request locked and loaded in his socks for post-match.

Not available on Discovery+’s website? I’ve got it through Sky for free.

So we’ll be able to identify the scabs from their fraudy lettering? Bring on the bricking…

Unsurprising. £12m for him is a steal, he looked exactly the type of players we should have coming off the bench and covering in for the main 3 midfielders.

Scores bangers, eats bangers. You are what you eat and all that.

Any self respecting NUFC fan with a Frasers membership should be beaten, tarred and feathered then hoyed off the Tyne Bridge.

Jacobs is such a Chelsea “for rent” boy.

He’s the epitome of resilience. All throughout his career and now even last season as left back. Absolutely love the bloke and so glad he’s been the cornerstone of last season.

Likely to be sold if he doesn’t extend his contract. Given noises from him/his camp about needing regular first team football, I reckon he’ll be punted. Quite a few U23s primed for loan moves - Alfie Harrison, Sanusi, potentially Shahar should all be getting toughened up in the lower leagues rather than the fannyfest that is PL2 and the EFL Trophy.

Poetry brother, pure poetry.

Yep. City and Chelsea; also the end of season internationals.

Lovely marketing gimmick, almost like it was pre planned.

Liverpool complete Frimpong deal - smidge under £30m. Wankers. This summer’s Mac Allister? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c93ygd459x9o

Fuck England. After they trashed Gordon pre-season and mid-season I wouldn’t lend them a bag of sugar. Let the ESL clubs flog their players to death all summer and we can attack them fresh next season.

Associated with Wraith. Instantly dismissed.

1. Tony Bloom. Massive Cartel cuck and fluffer. Helped push through FFP with your lot vocally. Cunt. 2. Location. Arse-end of the country to get to. Overpriced. 3. Fan base. Non-existent, passionless, Southern. 4. Predatory Minteh deal. 5. Long term on the pitch nemesis, we always struggle to beat them, especially at the Plastic Card Stadium. 6. Trelford Mills. Google him and the 1983 game. Up there with Uriah Rennie and Jeff Winter in the referee motherfucker stakes.

Just ESL clubs hoovering up all early talent with release clauses and selling their players to Saudi for exorbitant fees so they can further rape and pillage non-Cartel clubs for their best players, further exacerbating the football wealth divide. All cool, it’s their rules.