Nucasol

Would be nice, West Brom the preference for me as can get belta scran pre-match and only an hour on the train.

He’d be able to cut himself down with his manky long claws.

With Botman as Robocop.

Was Mathew Crookston on meth when he watched it?

I don’t think so - never one to give the horrible cunts credit but that 2-2 game in 2000 was rabid to be fair.

Thought he seemed slow or hungover. Wasn’t with it.

Much better commentary and fo-commentary than Matterface and McMoist. Both also think it’s a foul by Ballard on Isak.

Watching that gormless prick get torn to bits today was brilliant.

Spot on that. Zero jeopardy once that 2nd went in really, all quite funny given the Autumn RTG mentality that they could give us a game.

Got a few messages from mackems I work with, overriding theme is disappointing that they didn’t show up at all and thought they could utilise the same gameplan they use on Championship plodders against a Premier League team.

Total disaster class. Don’t know which player Matterface and McMoist were watching and waxing lyrical about but it wasn’t the lumbering heap of shite I saw.

Primark Bally.

17 places and worlds apart. Validated on the pitch.

One of the worst teams I’ve seen in years. Fuck knows what game plan Ian Beale had when him and his staff were planning this one.

Ritual humiliation here. Absolute love it. Nothing these cunts can salvage at all, pants down and spanked. We are your daddy you little bitch.

I thought the same.

Bruno lad, fucking brilliant.

Daft mistakes creeping in again. Sort it out lads.

Keep it simple man, no time to be fucking about. This is over in 15 mins if we do nowt daft.

That chasm in midfield is starting to open up again. Pritchard getting way too much room.

Watching O’Nien tripping himself up trying to control the ball back to the corner flag ??

These are fucking hopeless. Get into the cunts and humiliate them.

Two worries: 1) Complacency at the back and we drop a rick 2) Physical drop off after 65 mins. The bench is hardly stellar We should keep pushing, as they chase the game Isak and Gordon will get more space.

Lovely finish by Ballard. Let’s keep going at the cunts they’re rattled every time we get it between Hume and O’Nien.

Really ponderous so far. Can tell we’re short of confidence.