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And gets a high five for his efforts

We seem to be improving.

Why have VAR of they don't even use it.

Need to sort our passing out.

Clear foul completely ignored.

Discovery+ is so shit, just managed to get logged in.

How many posts do you need on RTG before you can see their secret racist self pity area, also known as parsnip ? I feel dirty even having an account .

Yes take him out of that team they go back to being very average. I still think they are suspect at the back, but Fulham are hardly the team to test them.

Maybe over just deleted the Ashley era from memory ?

Even when we were shit I don't remember being this bad.

Yes, I was very impressed with him taking the ball on with trips open to his right, keeps the opposition guessing and must be a nightmare to defend.

Really good team performance. I think our direct play is so hard for opposition teams to deal with, coupled with the fact that we have so much pace, it makes the opposition look extremely average. Its a game changer having quality players on both wings. I'm not entirely sure what Eddie Howe has done to Murphy, but it's up there with the transformation of Joelinton. His best performance in a black and white shirt, such intelligent play.

Great reactions and excellent goal.

What a wonderful move that was.

Eddie is such a class act, don't think many would have handled the press conference with such professionalism.

And someone picks him up for free when then ban is over. Sound business that, lose 55 million to save 5

Going to be quite a toxic atmosphere when we play them at St James, I hope they are ready for a scrap.

Midfielder gets ban, club want to sign new midfielder to replace banned midfielder, source must be legit, I'd never have come up with that one.

This transfer will surely end up in the courts. We won't have paid his full fee yet so I'd imagine our lawyers will be looking for a get out clause. Turns up the temperature for Milan's visit.

Don't give Tyneside life any more ideas for his next video ?

Surely if it's true and he bet on AC Milan games they will absolutely throw the book at him. I imagine he thought coming to Newcastle would distance himself from the problem. This is going to get very messy, no wonder his form has been so erratic and he constantly has a face like a slapped arse.

The Olympic stadium is like the country's biggest council house and west ham the single mother with 10 kids to different fathers.

For the number of chances he creates I'm not sure there is a better attacking full back. He's been tremendous this season, and has a brilliant understanding with Bruno and Miggy, almost empathic with his ability to find space. They must spend hours working on the patterns of play. He's going to play a pivotal role in brining on tino and hall.

This will be an interesting game to see how far we have developed as an attacking team. Set pieces could be critical.

That's a crazy challenge