catlover24

Agreement to clean Kane's boots every day?

I would sign Harder just for that last name.

Three players bombing forward on the counter and then cutting it back to Ramsey to make it 4-0.

Tactically we have all the right players to play a false nine, just saying.

No. Welbeck should've held his run.

Longstaff has offered absolutely nothing.

Just deduct 40 weeks of Isak wages and it’ll be £5m. Easy.

Heard Julian Alvarez is unhappy at Atletico Madrid and his wages are within our wage structure. Bring him in Eddie…

Jenas

Why only Liverpool? Did Isak place big bets on himself being transferred to Liverpool? The club should hire a private investigator and uncover one of the biggest spot fixing scandals of all time.

Hear me out guys. Kai Havertz.

Can’t Wissa just pay off the remainder of his contract and we’ll just reimburse him through a nice signing on fee?

Game’s gone. Weak as piss.

After they splash manure at my house in an attempt to lower its value?

Add Mateta and we’ll finish Top 5 again easy

Someone help Liverpool fans warm up to the idea of Isak playing for them by photoshopping him with the Number 20 shirt.

There’s indeed no bigger traitors left on the market.

This could be the Goal movie playing out in real-life but with a hardworking Asian kid instead of arrogant South American.

I would take Endo and £130m.

I can picture Isak clenching his fists watching Ekitike score. Tears streaming down screaming "it should've been me!"

Just need Malick to whisper to the Milan chairman “I been betting…”

Where’s Park

Although I’m frustrated about this window, I’m happy to let this pass provided we get Wissa. It’s not all about sell-on value. If Wissa beds in immediately and helps us get into UCL for 2-3 consecutive seasons, he can even leave on a free at the end of his contract and I’d be delighted.

Please don't be the next Minteh.

Hmm… quick and strong… I imagine something like: Yasir: “Let’s discuss this at the embassy.”