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Murphy to replace Miggy and score a hat trick. Miggy storms off to a Maid Cafe.

It's 29C here right now and yes it is humid.

Nah it's real, their fans are rocking I am there right now

Almiron: "Am I a joke to you?"

Am at the stadium. If we put the kids on we'll be slaughtered.

Tournament football everyone chosen in the squad gets a medal, as they should.

Shitssoko is back… at Watford

Zirkzee and Antony training ground bust-up incoming.

Welcome back Schar. (Gordon should come back too if he’s offended Southgate.)

Anyone would lose confidence at being backup to Mat Sels

Welcome Odysseas, I'm sure we share a common dislike for Mat Sels.

Sell Minteh for money with buy-back and sell-on clauses. Then take time to look for a replacement instead of being saddled with a swap that might not work out.

Every save is an £1m increase in value for Dubs

Makes sense to loan him out if the loan fee helps with FFP.

Hopefully this means we can concentrate on signing first team players rather than youngsters to pad out the squad.

New Zealand's finest

Normal programming has resumed for Chris Wood

No Ederson against us and probably Kyle Walker too

Bad ebening

The contact was Udogie’s knee imagine if his foot was planted on the ground.

I swear Haaland and Nunez switched bodies.

One of those seasons.

Finally some proper options from the bench

You’re not fucking serious comparing a tragedy with far-reaching psychological effects to an injury crisis…

Almiron shows less conviction in front of goal than a Sunday league player