sammynb

He's better than what we've got, quicker too and if the rumours about Burnley are true, and this is just after we paid them 25 million, then they might be more than willing to sell him.

Try cricket or rugby if you want to watch that, fuck the VAR off and just get back to the way it was.

This is a load of crap, unless we spunk 500m in the next week. In the summer there will be new commercial partners worth hundreds of millions, plus the fact Ashley spent nothing for 14 years means the club's books are in great shape regarding the FFP (the fact the club is fucked is irrelevant). The journos know as little as we do.

It was Dembele, unless they were playing each other!?!?

Mmm, we only win the championship.

That was Dembele you bed wetter. Diego just said he doesn't like Carlos and that he is shite.

No doubt an evening of helping Ashley Cole, allegedly, try and retrieve his phone from one of his many orifices probably didn't help her with sensible shoe choices.

FYI busty petite is the winner

I heard he just put a new lock on the shed door!

@andrew are you trying to prove reddit is good for more than r/gonewild?

ASM does himself no favours every time he throws his arms up as he heads towards the turf. Have a look, it just makes it look more like he's trying it on.

Of course you are! Your music post gave you away quicker than Meenzer and a 70s eurovision song.

Fuck off soggy pants

Oh fuck off! In my defense it is still before 9am here